girl: my boyfriend broke up with me
me: *thinks of any way i can avoid being the shoulder to cry on*
me: get some dick
Boy: my girlfriend just broke up with me
Me: *plots on ways to ensnare him in this pussy*
girls always blogging about how much they love pizza and “pizza is life” and shit.
well i get free pizza on a daily basis.
y’all hear childish gambino try to diss drake kendrick and Q in the same bar lmao he gotta chill
I don’t think he knows what he’s getting himself into.